The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
(via stronglywrong)
On Saturday the 11th of May, 2013 at about 1 o’clock in the morning, police pursued a carload of four South Auckland boys at speeds of approximately 100 kilometres an hour in residential Mangere. Seconds later, the boys crashed into an empty stationary vehicle on Massey Road; a collision that…
7 Deadly Sins Wine Glasses by Kacper Hamilton
Available for purchase at gnr8. Celebrate the sinful life with sweet, glorious libations. Hey, I dont recall getting shit-faced ever being a sin.
(via: reddit)
I am finding these way too interesting.
i want the envy one
Holy shit… I want all of them.
And I wouldn’t even use them, I’d put them in a glass shelf and have them on display. They’re gorgeous works of metaphorical art <3Man I wouldn’t use these either but they’re awesome and I’d totally show them off ;0; <3
Only “Gluttony” looks practical to drink out of, but those designs. <3
…Although since I worked out how “Lust” works, I can’t stop thinking of the guinea pigs’ sippy-bottle, which is not an erotic object for me.
I’m not sure quite how I would drink out of them, but I know I would enjoy trying.
Fat people do not have to be healthy in order to deserve dignity
Fat people do not have to be healthy in order to deserve dignity
Fat people do not have to be healthy in order to deserve dignity
If I see someone say, “It’s ok to be fat as long as you’re healthy,” one more time I’m gonna lose it. I know this is a crazy radical idea, but how about someone’s health has nothing to do with how you should treat them or how much respect they are deserving of?
(via sinistralcentaur)
When I meet someone who drives to their desk job from their city fringe home
Amen to the proposed congestion charge.
Women are often accused of ‘just looking for attention’ or being ‘attention whores’. In a way, it is the worst thing a woman can do, after all, she is supposed to be passive, polite, small, quiet, inoffensive, and humble. Trying to get attention makes a woman ‘desperate’, ‘pathetic’. The very…
How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminist’s house?
Just one.
But you have to slice him very, very thin
omg
omg omg
Buahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa MISANDRY.
I snorted
legit choking
(via boganette)
This is why it’s so funny/tragic when people degrade Kim Kardashian for the fact that she made a sex tape, calling her a worthless slut, gold-digging whore etc (literally everyone ever’s reaction when someone mentions Kim Kardashian. Congratuations, you’re so original! And such a charming person!)
Like.. she doesn’t care. She was horny and she felt like it. What other reason does someone need to make a sex tape with their boyfriend? The fact that he was then evil enough to completely violate her privacy and release the tape without her permission is his bad. That’s on him. He’s a cunt, as is any man who publicizes naked photos and video footage of women against their will. Also a criminal.
And it was one of the most shattering things that can happen to a woman. If someone released a video of me then god, I’d be heartbroken. I’d have crawled under a rock and never come out again. But she recovered and then made a hugely successful career for herself, her mother and all four of her sisters, and… people portray that as a bad thing? “Her whole family is only famous for her sex tape!!!” Yep, and? Go on, keep calling her a pointless whore. She can’t hear you over her multiple successful businesses, tv shows, endorsement deals and the guaranteed-safe futures of herself and her entire family.
Finally someone points the fact out that he was the one who released it. HIS BAD.
Yes, all of this.
I mean, to spin something that could potentially be so fucking traumatizing for your own benefit, for the gain of you and your entire family, makes you a damn good business woman. And she is one. So…stay mad, really.
(via boganette)
Pro-life activists cut the fuel line on the car of a nurse at an abortion clinic in Auckland today.
We haven’t had activism tactics like this since the 80s.
Cross your fingers for New Zealand that this is a one off incident.
OH FUCK NO.
(via boganette)
I found this article on the New Zealand Herald today: “Asians dominate NZ immigration”.
Gingerly, I read it.
After my usual rabid foaming of anger at the same old same old (the elderly are living in fear of slaughter from vicious triads, the fabric of NZ society is looking a touch too…
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1.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’
I wonder why I cannot be both.
He kisses me
hard.
2.
My college theater professor once told me
that despite my talent,
I would never be cast as a romantic lead.
We do plays that involve singing animals
and children with the ability to fly,
but apparently no one
has enough willing suspension of disbelief
to go with anyone loving a fat girl.
I daydream regularly
about fucking my boyfriend vigorously on his front lawn.
3.
On the mornings I do not feel pretty,
while he is still asleep,
I sit on the floor and check the pockets of his skinny jeans for motive,
for a punchline,
for other girls’ phone numbers.
4.
When we hold hands in public,
I wonder if he notices the looks —
like he is handling a parade balloon on a crowded sidewalk;
if he notices that my hands are now made of rope.
5.
Dear Cosmo: Fuck you.
I will not take sex tips from you
on how to please a man you think I do not deserve.
6.
He tells me he loves me with the lights on.
7.
I can cup his hip bone in my hand,
feel his ribs without pressing very hard at all.
He does not believe me when I tell him he is beautiful.
Sometimes I fear the day he does will be the day he leaves.
8.
The cute hipster girl at the coffee shop
assumes we are just friends
and flirts over the counter.
I spend the next two weeks
mentally replacing myself with her
in all of our photographs.
When I admit this to him
we spend the evening taking new photos together.
He will not let me delete a single one of them.
9.
The phrase “Big girls need love too” can die in a fire.
Fucking me does not require an asterisk.
Loving me is not a fetish.
Finding me beautiful is not a novelty.
I am not a fucking novelty.
10.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says, ‘No. You are so much more’,
and kisses me
hard.
— Rachel Wiley (via acynicalcunt)
(Source: sweetdeltablues, via youtastelike-sunlight)
